Calm yourselves* Made In Chelsea* fans (even those of you that still claim you’re watching it ‘ironically’), series nine is on the horizon and set to kick off next, next Monday night. Hooray!
As well as the return of the regular gang – Jamie, Louise, Spenny, Proudlock et al – there’s also going to be five more newbies. Here’s your need to know on them all.
Emily Weller
Millie is 23, a family friend of Jamie’s and has, apparently, led a ‘privileged jet-set lifestyle.’ Just like us then. Millie’s the one in the silver dress at the back in the main image. Also, according to her Twitter, she likes Marmite pasta. Don’t you ever accuse us of not bringing you the hard-hitting news stories, guys.
Fleur Irving
Also 23, Fleur’s friends with Millie and Binky. She’s the one on the far right of the main pic with the Angelina Jolie leg thing. We haven’t got a monkeys what she does per se, but she does fancy Eddie Redmayne quite a lot judging from the number of pics of him on her Insta.
Josh Patterson
The only boy in the pic. ‘JP’ is 25 years old and his bio reads like a list of dating deal breakers: ‘property developer’, ‘ex rugby player’, ‘went to the same school as Prince Charles’ (presumably not at the same time), ‘never had a girlfriend’ and is ‘a lover of the West London party scene’.
Sadly, he doesn’t seem to have taken to social media all that well so for now, that’s all we know.
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This article originally appeared on The Debrief.