It's the Opposition Leader's Debate tonight at 8pm on BBC1, featuring Ed Miliband, Nicola Sturgeon, Nigel Farage, Leanne Wood and Natalie Bennett so don't forget to tune in! And in case you want to make things interesting, we've carefully repurposed our Leader's Debate drinking game for this evening's debate. Don't forget to glug responsibly, kids...
Gulp of wine
Every time a person pulls out one of these ‘I’m a person of the people’ anecdotes‘I met a man/farmer/petrol user/immigrant hater/woman/bus driver the other day’
One shot of something slimy
Every time Nigel Farage pulls a ‘oh look at me I’m just a lol’ comedy face like he’s Cara Delevingne or Jim Carrey.
Down a pint
When Nigel Farage gets to his podium – we’ll be surprised if he hasn’t got one there anyway
One sip champers
Every time anyone makes a joke about Ed Miliband not being a true liberal
One sip champers with your pinky finger out
Every time Cameron, or Clegg’s privileged upbringing is mentioned
Shot of kale smoothie
When Green leader Natalie Bennett mentions the importance of ‘going green’
Shrug loads
Ok, we know it’s not a drink, but do it when ‘immigration’ is mentioned by anyone. Is it really the biggest issue affecting you right now?
Glug of gin
When Nick Clegg starts to well up as he realises that he just isn’t the same bit of hot stuff he was five years ago at the last leadership debates
Spit out a mouthful of Irn Bru
In disgust any time Cameron makes a derogatory, stereotypical comment about Scotland or the SNP leader, Nicola Sturgeon
Thimbleful of liqueur
Every time you find just a little bit more about Plaid Cymru and what they do (their leader’s Leanne Wood, FYI)
Neck everything you've got
When a pundit mentions that the battle between the two lead parties is ‘neck and neck’
Pass the sick bucket
When you realise UKIP are actually being treated like a proper party
*Please drink responsibly
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This article originally appeared on The Debrief.