Last night saw the last episode of Season 3 of Girls air on Sky Atlantic and leave us viewers with a number of shitty cliffhangers. If you haven't watched it yet - you're going to want to stop reading right now BTW.
Will Hannah leave New York for the mystical lands of Iowa (THIS is Iowa by the way, which in our opinion looks a little bit less exciting than New York). Will Adam stop being a total dick? Will Marnie stop trying it on with the douchebag with the guitar and his lovely girlfriend and will erm, Jessa go to jail for trying to kill her boss? (Didn't see that one coming if we're honest). We're not sure, and sadly, we've probably got about year until we find out. Roll on Jaunary 2015.
In the meantime, here's some of the life lessons we've taken away from this season.
Sleeping with your mate’s ex-boyfriend? Probably not the greatest idea.
Even if you're like, going through a really 'difficult' period in your life and like, no-one 'gets' everything you're going through.
Ditto to showing up at your boss’s funeral with an ulterior motive
Don't bother his widow with questions about how to further your career. There's a small chance this might be something of a difficult day for her. Even if her husband was a badly closeted gay.
Turns out dancing is not an adequate replacement for drugs
And while we’re on the subject; stay away from Richard E. Grant if you're trying to get sober. The guy's an animal.
If someone seems a bit mental, don't let them move in with you
Also, The Bush is back with a vengeance. Who knew?
Drinking with colleagues is a great idea
As long as you make it back to your own house to throw up.
Organised fun is the least fun you can have
Drinking all of the drinks and passing out after making a complete tit of yourself? Much better.
Know your career limits
Probably an idea to take control of Number Uno before starting a job that involves children.
Age shamers younger than you are the worst people ever
And you totally have our permission to show up drunk at their next birthday and laugh hellishly until they cry about being as old as you.
Oddly specific role play can often end in tears
Or in this case; a punch up.
Boys are dicks
Fuck you Adam.
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This article originally appeared on The Debrief.