This Green Juice Is Scientifically Proven To Cure Your Hangover, Behold The Recipe

Forget your pickle juice and fry-ups, this mix is scientifically proven to get you back on form

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by Annie Vischer |
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'Tis the season to earn a hangover (or two), but this year you can do it in the sure and certain knowledge that you have the option of a scientifically proven cure at hand. While we've spent mornings reaching sluggishly for a curative coffee, dragging our feet to the nearest greasy spoon for sustenance and even, in some cases, glugging down a raw egg or two, the scientific whizzes that be have been trying and testing to come up with a recipe that's most likely to cure you of your alcohol-induced state of disrepair.

The secret is in a finely tuned green juice, the likes of which yogis and celebs alike (Kourtney Kardashian included) have been carting around for years.

Obviously we're not suggesting that you should get shit faced in order to try it out (or at all), but if you do end up having one to many Negronis at your work Christmas parties, consider it a scientific experiment and give this a go.

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The Ultimate Hangover Cure Juice

Ingredients

65% pear

25% sweet lime

10% coconut water

Blitz these up in whatever form of juicer or blender you have at your disposal and get it down you. According to scientists this is the ultimate ingredients list and golden ratio behind ridding you of that 'morning after the night before' feeling.

Drink It With....

Oh and if you're wondering what else to chuck in your shopping bag in preparation for a few grizzly hangovers, make a grab for cheese, cucumber and tomatoes. According to the same scientists behind the ultimate hangover-busting green juice, these work in tandem with the ingredients to fire up the enzymes that work to bust the toxic alcohol by-product that finds its way into your bloodstream.

So there you have it guys 'n gals! Don't say we never have your back. What better way to prepare yourself for the festive season now, than stocking up on coconuts, pears and limes? And if you're still seriously suffering, stockpile a few face masks too. Sipping on that magical green juice and hydrating your skin back to beautiful at the same time is sure make you feel a tad more normal.

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Sisley, Black Rose Cream Mask, £110

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