It’s Sunday; you may or may not be hungover, but either way you probably need some lols in your life to distract you from the imminent Monday morning dread.
Scrolling through your Instagram feed, you’ll probably see a whole ream of selfies, motivational quotes and a few smoothies in mason jars for good measure, but a distinct lack of lol-worthy material.
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To test my theory I opened up Instagram only to be slapped in the face with a picture of some blueberries and the words: eat blueberries to lose weight. Admittedly, it was poor judgement to follow an account called @6packguide in the first place, but hey – a girl can dream. Fortunately, there is some respite underneath the fat burning blueberries in the form of @kanyedoingthings, with a picture of Kanye playing Connect 4 with Beyonce.
And to save you from boredom, food envy and general social media-hating, here are some other funny Instagram accounts that you should follow, stat.
If you could only follow one person, it should be Josh Ostrovsky, aka the tastefully-named Fat Jew. He will make your Insta feed infinitely better. Most likely to be found taking the piss out of, um, everyone. He posts a hilarious mix of screenshots, memes and other miscellaneous weird stuff, but his captions are what really makes it. His bio boasts the bold claim that ‘you can't get an STD if you never get tested’, so maybe don’t take anything he says too seriously. Oh, and while you’re at it, you might as well follow his equally hilarious dog, @toastmeetsworld, too.
If you’ve ever dragged your boyfriend/male friend or relative to the shops against their will, you will recognise these looks of utter despair. This is basically a whole account devoted to men who went shopping and are miserable about it. Warning: it’s a sorry state of affairs.
If you’re fed up of seeing pictures of clouds, dogs and manicures, then you’ll probably be into this. Satiregram takes the piss out of the plethora of Instagram cliches by writing out descriptions of said cliches and taking a picture of the handwritten note. It's kind of meta. Somehow, writing about taking a picture of your pumpkin spiced latte looks even more stupid than actually taking one.
The perfect antidote if your feed is currently full of pictures of perfectly poached eggs, roast dinners and quinoa salads. This is what can only be described as anti-food porn. If pictures of food on Instagram usually make you jealous, this account will make you thank your lucky stars you're faced with a plate of mediocre spag bol for dinner rather than this unidentifiable monstrosity:
This pretty much does what it says on the tin. Using real pictures as well as photoshopped ones, you can enjoy pictures of Kanye doing everything from the predictable (attacking the papps) – to the niche (trying to sneak some hors d’oeuvres). Kanye making cookies is a personal fave.
To counter all those people ’gramming Starbucks cups with their name on, this guy draws really detailed, funny cartoons on Starbucks cups instead. Although the coffee cups are his main thing, he also posts generally funny pictures and pearls of wisdom such as: ‘The best age is when you like naps and are able to take naps.’ Truer words were never spoken.
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And finally, you should obvs follow @thedebriefuk for all the lols, too
This article originally appeared on The Debrief.