We never imagined a dinner party at Gwyneth Paltrow's house to be a bundle of laughs. Her last GOOP newsletteradvocated the use of 'spirit truffles', 'sex barks' and 'elevating adaptogenic lattes' - none of which are recognisable to us as foodstuffs. We basically took it for granted that dinner at Gwyn's meant miserably nibbling on some raw kale while having your aura forcably blessed by a shaman called Pompaduke.
It turns out that the truth is far, far worse. While appearing on the Rachael Ray show, Gwyneth confessed to her worst ever dinner party faux pas.
'I went to the store and bought some eggplant, a jar of tomato sauce and some really rubbery mozzarella cheese,' she said. 'I didn't know that when you cook eggplant, you first have to sweat it to get all the bitter juice out, and I didn't realize that you also have to bread eggplant parmesan and fry it before. So I put slices of raw eggplant with jarred tomato sauce and mozzarella! And everyone threw up.'
In case you're wondering, Gwyneth appeared on the show to promote her new forthcoming cookbook, which is all about 'clean comfort food' (the mind boggles). Promoting your cookbook by telling an anecdote about making a whole dinner party vomit? This could well be Gwyn's most maverick move yet.
THE GWYNETH PALTROW LOOK BOOK >>
1 of 46 Gwyneth Paltrow, 1995
2 of 46 Gwyneth Paltrow, 1996
3 of 46 Gwyneth Paltrow, 1999
4 of 46 Gwyneth Paltrow, 1999
5 of 46 Gwyneth Paltrow at Cannes Film Festival, May 2008
6 of 46 Gwyneth Paltrow in New York, 2008
7 of 46 Gwyneth Paltrow at the Iron Man premiere, April 2008
8 of 46 Gwyneth Paltrow at the Iron Man premiere after party, April 2008
9 of 46 Gwyneth Paltrow at the DVF dinner at Claridges, June 2010
10 of 46 Gwyneth Paltrow at the Louis Vuitton Maison opening, May 2010
11 of 46 Gwyneth Paltrow at Ralph Lauren's Wimbledon party, June 2010
12 of 46 Gwyneth Paltrow in Prada, February 2011
13 of 46 Gwyneth Paltrow at the Bottega Veneta launch party, March 2011
14 of 46 Gwyneth Paltrow at a Coach dinner, September 2011
15 of 46 Gwyneth Paltrow in Lanvin at the Coach bag launch party, September 2011
16 of 46 Gwyneth Paltrow in Calvin Klein at the 2011 Oscars, 27 February 2011
17 of 46 Gwyneth Paltrow in Elie Saab at The Bambi Awards, November 2011
18 of 46 Gwyneth Paltrow in Tom Ford at The Academy Awards, February 2012
19 of 46 Gwyneth Paltrow in Tom Ford at President Obama's victory dinner, September 2012
20 of 46 Gwyneth Paltrow in Michael Kors, October 2012
21 of 46 Gwyneth Paltrow out and about, New York, October 2012
22 of 46 Gwyneth Paltrow at her 'It's All Good' book signing, Los Angeles, April 2013
23 of 46 Gwyneth Paltrow at the Opening of the Tracy Anderson Flagship Studio, Los Angeles, April 2013
24 of 46 Gwyneth Paltrow at 'It's All Good' book signing, New York, April 2013
25 of 46 Gwyneth Paltrow at 'Good Morning America' TV show, New York, April 2013
26 of 46 Gwyneth Paltrow at 'Good Morning America' TV show, New York, April 2013
27 of 46 Gwyneth Paltrow at 'Iron Man 3' film photocall, Munich, April 2013
28 of 46 Gwyneth Paltrow in Erdem at 'Iron Man 3' film premiere, Paris, April 2013
29 of 46 Gwyneth Paltrow in Ralph Lauren and Tiffany & Co. jewels, 19 April 2013
30 of 46 Gwyneth Paltrow in Valentino at Met Gala, 6 May 2013
31 of 46 Gwyneth Paltrow at Private Dinner Celebrating 9th Annual Authors Night, 10 August 2013
32 of 46 Gwyneth Paltrow in Prada launching the Printemps Christmas Decorations Inauguration at Printemps Haussmann, Paris , 7 November 2013
33 of 46 Gwyneth Paltrow in Matthew Williamson at Matthew Williamson & Gwyneth Paltrow Host Kids Company, 25 November 2013
34 of 46 Gwyneth Paltrow poses in the winners room at the British Fashion Awards, December 2013
35 of 46 Gwyneth Paltrow at Heathrow Airport, 3 December 2013
36 of 46 Gwyneth Paltrow attends Hollywood Stands Up To Cancer Event, January 2014
37 of 46 Gwyneth Paltrow attends the Goldene Kamera 2014 at Tempelhof Airport Hangar, 7 February 2014
38 of 46 Gwyneth Paltrow at Great American Songbook Event Honoring Bryan Lourd, 10 February 2014
39 of 46 Gwyneth Paltrow FROW at Boss Women Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014, 12 February 2014
40 of 46 Gwyneth Paltrow at Poetic Justice Fundraiser for Coalition For Engaged Education, 28 May 2014
41 of 46 Gwyneth Paltrow at Hollywood Unites For The 4th Biennial Stand Up To Cancer (SU2C), A Program Of The Entertainment Industry Foundation (EIF), 5 September 2014
42 of 46 Gwyneth Paltrow at The Country House' Opening Night - Arrivals, 2 October 2014
43 of 46 Gwyneth Paltrow at The Academy Hosts Hollywood Costume Private Luncheon, 8 October 2014
44 of 46 Gwyneth Paltrow at amfAR LA Inspiration Gala, 29 October 2014
45 of 46 Gwyneth altrow at Imagine1day Annual Gala Honoring Tracy Anderson, 19 November 2014
46 of 46 Gwyneth Paltrow The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon - Season 2, 14 January 2015