Rihanna has done a new video featuring zero baby kittens, love hearts or unicorns.
What it does include is kidnap, murder and more nipples than you can shake a pistol at. With a title like Bitch Better Have My Money, we probably could’ve guessed that it wouldn’t be a PG affair.
The storyline is: Rihanna is a bad bitch in a great outfit, Rihanna kidnaps a well-to-do woman who likes walking around with her nipples exposed, Rihanna hangs said woman from the ceiling in an abandoned warehouse, Rihanna looks fierce while sitting in a pool ring on a massive yacht while shooting fireworks out of a gun (where can we get one of those?), Rihanna goes to a motel and smokes a bong, Rihanna tortures thingy from Hannibal, Rihanna lies in a suitcase of money, naked apart from a layer of blood. There’s also a v cute dog.
If that sounds like the kind of thing you’re into, watch the full video below.
If not, just sit back and wait for the think pieces to roll in.