The Queen Style Tips: Happy Birthday
"You are NEVER too young for a statement gown!"
1926
"Sod being the Queen of the entire Commonwealth, I am the Queen of accessorising even way back when! Pearls are always a MUST!"
1929
"One should always dress like a fairytale Princess!"
1930
"Be a babe in a bonnet!"
1935
"Cracking coats are the basis for every great outfit! Even when your cute sister tries to upstage you, better luck next time Maggie!"
1934
"I was so ahead of the time with this OTM utility look. Soz but it seems you bitch, stole my look."
World War Two
"Statement headgear is always a winner, a scallop hem frames one's features perfectly."
1944
"Always match with one's sistas! *clicks fingers*"
1946
Just like my fellow Queen, Gok Wan says, "If in doubt, belt it huns!"
At The Races
"Always accessorize with a handsome Prince. Whatever Frozen Princesses, I got me a genuine one!"
1947
"Accentuate that waist ladies, and always dress to a theme, here is me dressing for a barn dance."
1953
"One's crown can never be too large, just make sure it's one that's been passed down in the family. Never wear a new one!"
1953
"Never let the gown wear you, you wear the gown. PLUS the bigger the skirt, the bigger the statement. A tip Jordan stole from me on her many weddings."
1953
"Make sure one's family never lets the side down satorially. I am looking at you Phillip- and look at Charlie in that romper. ADORBS!"
1950
"A skirt suit, accessorised with a Corgi is a real timeless look. Phillip, quit photo bombing me!"
1968
"Don't leave those florals to the frocks ladies, floral headwear will make sure you look like you are in full bloom!"
1977
"If in doubt, copy Diana."
1980
"Suede jacket, CHECK! Headscarf, CHECK! Checked skirt, CHECK! You just gotta own it. Excuse the fishnets... one is allowed one off day!"
1978
"Who said Margaret Thatcher was the trend trailblazer in the 1980s. She learnt everything from me. Durr"
1983
2011
"Don't be mellow, go for yellow!"
"My mantra is always if in doubt, MATCH!"
2013
"Need I say anymore. Feel free to bow now."
2014
Happy Birthday Lizzie! (Que all the party emojis!) The ultimate woman of our time, Queen Elizabeth II turns 89 years young today and if Kate Middelton hurries up she will have her fifth great-grandchild as a special present. Praying for a Princess
***However, just in case that doesn’t happen, we celebrated with Queen Liz herself by delving into her wardrobe at Buckingham Palace. We were lucky enough to be given some serious sartorial tips from the sassiest woman in the land and so here they are in the above gallery for all her style subjects to enjoy! Sorry you couldn’t personally try on her crown, we are currently borrowing it and wearing it to write this article. Sister has never felt more like a Queen.
*Check out the gallery above for the Queen’s style tips, prepare to get your REGAL ON! *
*this actually all happened in our imagination but alas it didn’t happen in real life. However, its never too late for an invite if you are reading this Ma'am!