You stay up ALL night, overhauling your wardrobe in the hope of an entirely new look, with your husband, who just so happens to be Kanye West – a very discerning gent when it comes to fashion (he invented leather pants, remember?) - and what do you expect? Fireworks deserved of a chameleon! Sartorial shifts that shake the whole freakin' earth! Closets will crumble! The fashion world completely and utterly transformed! ‘I'm so ready for new looks for the New Year! New 2015 vision,' she tweeted in excitement.
So Kim Kardashian’s COMPLETELY NEW LOOK is drum roll please suspiciously, exactly, the very same look. What a waste of an evening.
The skin-tight garb in neutral shades is still present and correct. Perhaps painfully so. Don’t you think that stiff skirt looks a tad uncomfortable? Talking of which, this is where the most dramatic addition steps in: the mini is rendered in pony-skin and - calm down calm down - cut above, not below, KK’s knees. That hemline decision, let alone the calf-hair finish, must’ve taken at least half an hour for Kim and Kayne to concoct.
Her matchy, snug and textural biker jacket continues a theme that the skirt’s giant derrière zip starts off. We’re thinking moto. We’re thinking monochrome. We’re thinking a daring passer by better not try and unzip that booty into break-the-internet territory.
With her baby handbag, huge black shades and ankle strap stilettos there’s nothing too radically unusual in Kim’s revamped accessories department either. Could you imagine if she stepped out in multi-coloured sneaks? Or, heaven forbid, loafers? With a fedora? And a pixie crop? And a buttoned up shirt?
There’s nothing wrong with this look at all aside from it's proclamation of the (not-so) new; Kim is just as sassy and beautiful as ever. Should she really want to swtich things up in the wardrobe department, here are the Spring/Summer 2015 looks we’d suggest (not to put Kanye out of a job or anything)…
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Kim Kardashian Style - Best Dresses and Outfits
Kim Kardashian style 2012 grey trousers white shirt
Kim Kardashian out and about 2012
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Kim Kardashian attends USC Shoah Foundation's 20th Anniversary Gala on May 7th
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Kim Kardashian shopping in LA March 2013
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Kim on the 12th of March in Miami wearing Wes Gordon and Jimmy Choo
Kim Kardashian out and about in New York on the 18 November 2013
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Kim Kardashian is seen walking in Soho on the 5th May 2014
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Kim Kardashian is seen walking in Soho in New York on May 5th
Kim Kardashian style soho black dress
Kim Kardashian is seen walking in SoHo on May 6th 2014
Kim Kardashian style silver jumpsuit
Kim Kardashian arrives at the 'Meurice' hotel in paris on January 21st
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Kanye West and Kim Kardashian out and about in New York on the 20 November 2013
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Kim Kardashian shopping in 2012
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Kim Kardashian in Ralph & Russo at the GQ Awards, London - September 2014
Kim Kardashian on the streets of Manhattan on April 24, 2013 in New York City
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Kim Kardashian casual pregnancy styles 2013
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Kim Kardashian arrives at the 'Ferdi' restaurant on May 19th in Paris
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Kim Kardashian leaves the 'Balmain' store on 'rue Francois Premier' on April 14th
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Kim Kardashian at Paris Fashion Week - September 2013
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Kim Kardashian attends the Stephane Rolland Spring/Summer 2013 Haute-Couture show as part of Paris Fashion Week January 2013
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Kim Kardashian and Riccardo Tisci at Mademoiselle C screening, Paris Fashion Week - October 2013
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Kim Kardashian out and about in Paris on the 30th September 2013
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Kim Kardashian arrives at the 'Ferdi' restaurant on May 20th in Paris
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Kim on the 19th of January in Paris
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Kim on the 26th of November in New York
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Kim Kardashian on The Late Show with David Letterman January 2013
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Kim Kardashian arrives at the 'Charles-de-Gaulle' airport on May 1st 2014
Kim Kardashian style 2014 orange dress
Kim Kardashian arrives for the 22nd Annual Elton John AIDS Foundation's Oscar Viewing Party on March 2nd 2014
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Kim Kardashian at her birthday celeration at Tao Nightclub - 26 October 2013
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Kim Kardashian arrives at the 'Ferdi' restaurant on April 13th 2014
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Kim Kardashian out and about in New York - 26 November 2013
Kim Kardashian style black dress 2014
Kim Kardashian is seen at the Charles-de-Gaulle airport on April 14th 2014
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Kim Kardashian at the MTV Europe Music Awards November 2012
Kim Kardashian style black dress new years eve
Kim Kardashian hosts New Years Eve countdown at 1 Oak
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Kim Kardashian attends the 2014 NBCUniversal Cable Entertainment Upfronts on May 15th 2014
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Kim Kardashian Topshop LA Store Opening February 2013
Kim Kardashian style black leather jacket dress
Kim Kardashian in New York - 17 June 2014
Kim Kardashian style black leather jacket sunglasses
Kim Kardashian is seen at Airport Roissy Charles de Gaulle on May 18th
Kim Kardashian style cut out bralet 2012 belt
Kim Kardashian out shopping 2012
Kim Kardashian style denim blue jeans shirt
Kim Kardashian leaves Ferdi restaurant in Paris on April 30th
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Kim Kardashian pictured in France on May 18th
Kim Kardashian style double denim paris
Kim Kardashian out and about, Paris - 01 October 2013
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Kim Kardashian wearing Givenchy boots 2012
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Kim Kardashian in Givenchy at the Met Ball on May 6, 2013 in New York City
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Kanye West and Kim Kardashian at Givenchy at Paris Fashion Week - September 2013
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Kim Kardashian on Good Morning America March 2013
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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West in Givenchy by Riccardo Tisci at Met Gala
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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West as seen on April 24, 2013 in New York City
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Kim Kardashian shopping in LA April 2013
Kim Kardashian style LA coat
Kim Kardashian out and about, Los Angeles - 05 Jan 2014
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Kim Kardashian in LA March 2013
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Kim Kardashian in Los Angeles - 19 June 2014
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Kim Kardashian filming in LA February 2013
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Kim Kardashian in Lanvin and Max-Mara out and about in New York - 20 November 2013
Kim Kardashian style leather jacket black mustard dress
Kim Kardashian NYC sighting March 2013
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Kim Kardashian filming in LA February 2013
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Kim on the 11th of December in Beverly Hills in a Max Mara coat and Lanvin dress
Kim Kardashian style met ball blue dress
Kim is pictured at the 'Met Ball' on May 5th 2014
Kim Kardashian style miami cut out white peplum
Kim Kardashian at Surface Magazine event at Art Basel, Miami - 04 December 2013
Kim Kardashian style miami roll neck pink
Kim Kardashian is sighted arriving to Prime 112 in Miami on March 12th
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Kim Kardashian out and about on May 6, 2013 in New York City
Kim Kardashian style new york black heels coat
Kim Kardashian out and about in New York - 20 November 2013
Kim Kardashian style new york black roll neck blue skirt
Kim on the 18th of February in New York
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Kim Kardashian at 2013 E! Upfront, New York, America - 22 April 2013
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Kim Kardashian NYC sighting March 2013