Wear Velvet And Enjoy Stroking Yourself All Day Long

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Wear Velvet And Enjoy Stroking Yourself All Day Long

by Charlie Gowans-Eglinton |
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Have you ever considered that your wardrobe might be lacking an element of the touchy feely? Imagine how much easier hangover days would be at work if you could just give yourself a comforting little stroke – like petting a dog, only the dog is you, and it feels good.

Oh, and velvet is in fashion too, which helps.

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Printed velvet trousers, £39.99, Zara

Ankle boots, £38, ASOS

Dress, £25, Monki

Shoes, £72, Topshop

Top, £19.99, H&M

Dress, £181, Reformation

Boots, £40, Missguided

Jumpsuit, £140, French Connection

Shorts, £38, Oasis

Top, £199, Sandro

Pleated skirt, £18, Boohoo

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This article originally appeared on The Debrief.

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