The last ever Secret Garden Party is almost upon us and as excited as you may be to go and witness history in the making (yes, history, people) doesn't necessarily mean that you're in any way shape or form prepared for the final farewell of the country's favourite festivals.
No, we didn't know what to wear either. The theme for SGP's 15th anniversary year 'Sweet Dreams... Are Made Of These?'. You can read the full description on the website herebut it pretty much translates to all things fame, celebrity and media obsessive. Safe to say that it's a theme that we, the Instagram generation know all too well. So, we knocked up some of the most borderline ironically (depending on how seriously you want to take the whole thing...) hashtaggable and budget-friendly costumes that you can re-create for this year's blow out. Minimum spend, maximum lolz. Here's what to wear to the last Secret Garden Party.
Preggers Beyoncé
Flower Wreath Headband Crown Floral Garland, £3.15, Amazon; Beyonce Style Long Curly Wig, £4.99, Amazon; 54" Wide Dress Net Fabric, £2.41, Amazon; Carey Deep Plunge Neck Crop Top, £5, Boohoo; Ridley High Waist Skinny Jeans in Harry Lightwash Blue, £28, ASOS
What you’ll need:
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Cheap floral headdress
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Teal tulle
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Halter neck crop top
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Jeans
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Curly brown wig
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Patience
Top Tip: Try and stay kneeling at all times, if not make sure you cradle your stomach so everyone knows who you are.
Party Gal Paris Hilton
Ladies Classic Long Wig, £6.26, Amazon; Jena Silver Diamante Choker, £15, PrettyLittlething; Tarria Silver Sequin Chain Choker Mini Dress, £40, PrettyLittleThing; Womens Ladies Faux Suede High Heel Stiletto, £5.95, Shu Crazy, Amazon
What you’ll need:
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A chainmail dress, we used one from PrettyLittleThing
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Stilettos, obviously not festival-friendly, so feel free to swap from sparkly wellies, like these http://amzn.to/2ta19YA
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Choker
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Blonde Wig
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Pink sparkly Lipgloss
An attitude of entitlement
Top Tip: This requires swagger and the ability to sweet talk yourself into backstage.
Kylie Jenner In Selfie Mode
Plain Baseball Cap, £8, ASOS; Long Wavy Cosplay Wig, £9.99, Amazon; Vest with Square Neck, £8, ASOS, Grey Slim Leg Joggers, £9.99, New Look; Bethany Boot, £170, Ugg
What you’ll need:
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Brightly colored wig
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Vest top
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Slim-cut track pants
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Fake Tan
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Heaps of liquid lipstick
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The latest iPhone
Top Tip: Always have your phone in selfie mode and a liquid lipstick close to hand
Love’s Young Dream Aka Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake
Ladies Classic Long Wig, £6.26, Amazon; Cropped Denim Top, £5.99, Zara; Denim Midi Skirt, £19.99, Zara; Blue Jeans Cowboy Hat, £7.52, Amazon; Wig Gigantic Super Volume Bright Blonde, £7.99, Amazon; Denim Loose Fit Cotton Summer Jacket, £15.99, Amazon; Blue Jeans, £38, Miss Selfridge; Amazon; Bethany Boot, £170, Ugg
What you’ll need:
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Denim, denim and more denim
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Blonde wig
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Curly wig, cut down to size
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Cowboy Hat
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A sense of humor
Top Tip: The look of love.
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This article originally appeared on The Debrief.