The Oscars 2015 Red Carpet: If Dresses Could Talk

Here's where we imagine what the dresses on the red carpet might be saying, if dresses could talk...


by Chemmie Squier |
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The Oscars 2015 Red Carpet: If Dresses Could Talk

Emma Stone1 of 16

Emma Stone

'Lime green, beading, sheer panels, full length… I sound like a complete disaster, don't I? But when Em is your wearer you could be bloody anything and still look fabulous. Doesn’t she just look DARLING in me? Elie Saab got me oh so right.'

Sienna Miller2 of 16

Sienna Miller

'Who said navy and black were a no no? Whoever it was had clearly never met me and thankfully, Oscar de la Renta didn’t listen.'

Felicity Jones3 of 16

Felicity Jones

'That’s right, I’m a big and beautiful Sarah Burton for Alexander McQueen creation. It is Flick’s first Oscar nom so had to look the part. I’m just hoping she doesn’t do a JLaw and trip over my, pretty large, bottom.'

Dakota Johnson4 of 16

Dakota Johnson

'You were totally expecting me to be grey weren’t you? But that would have been FAR too obvious. I’m red, the colour of lust (duh). There was some rope left over on set too so they whacked it on me for the lols.'

Keira Knightley5 of 16

Keira Knightley

'I think Valentino must have been high on Disney when he made my couture self because I look like I’ve just fallen out of a fairy tale. My girl Keira's got the best-dressed bump around, for sure.'

Rita Ora6 of 16

Rita Ora

'I might be feminine, floral and fish-tail, so pretty much classic Marchesa, but the navy and gold keep me a little edgy – just right for my popstar wearer. Make me in white and that’s Rita’s wedding dress sorted.'

Solange Knowles7 of 16

Solange Knowles

'I took the night’s red theme and ran with it, because if anyone isn’t afraid of a satiny full length, high-neck, flowing red dress with a train (pause for breath), it’s Solange, she's not afraid of anything.'

Lupita Nyong'o8 of 16

Lupita Nyong'o

'Let me tell you pearls aren’t just for your Nan anymore. Nope, Mr Klein and I are bringing them back. Oh and Lupita deserves some kind of award for just wearing me because, I won’t lie, I’m pretty damn heavy.'

Lady Gaga9 of 16

Lady Gaga

'It took 25 people at house of Alaïa 10 weeks to make me so look I’m a pretty big deal. The gloves? Gaga grabbed them from the sink on our way out.'

Reese Witherspoon10 of 16

Reese Witherspoon

'I may not be red or big or generally IN YA FACE, but less is more, right? My master Tom Ford says so. Black and white with a Bardot neckline… Reese and I pretty much owned the carpet tonight, even if I do say so myself.'

Margot Robbie11 of 16

Margot Robbie

'Plunging neckline? Check. Sheer sleeves? Check. What I lack in colour I totally make up for in sass. I am Saint Laurent after all. And have you SEEN Margot’s new bob? We’re just meant to be together.'

Chloe Moretz12 of 16

Chloe Moretz

'As I’m sure you know, Miuccia Prada is a pretty solid seamstress. That’s how she was able to fashion me out of some 70s Cath Kidston’s living room curtains. Her thrifty inventiveness never ceases to amaze me.'

Marion Cotillard13 of 16

Marion Cotillard

'Ok, I might be slightly string-vest-esque, but I’m actually Dior baby so I can pretty much do anything I like. Plus, apparently if you wear white to the Oscars you’re 36% more likely to win an award - so Marion consider me you're lucky charm.'

Rosamund Pike14 of 16

Rosamund Pike

'And the award for dress most closely resembling a rose goes to…ME. Next stop, Best Actress for Roz. And if she misses out, at least she’s got me making her look smoking all night. You’re welcome, R.'

Anna Kendrick15 of 16

Anna Kendrick

'Pitch Perfect? More like peach perfect, right? RIGHT? Anna wanted sleek and chic so and here I am… A Thakoon creation, with keyhole cut-out and crystal detail to stop me from being too too simple.'

Doris Mous16 of 16

Doris Mous

'Okay, you’ve got me, I am the dancing red lady emoji IRL dress form, just with a simpler top. Give it a few hours and Doris will be busting the same flamenco moves as her too…'

This article originally appeared on The Debrief.

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