The Oscars 2014 Red Carpet: If Tuxes Could Talk

RIP Pharrell's hat.

Published on3rd March 2014 at 12.11pm

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'I'm suprised you even noticed my bowtie, I thought I was nothing but a great head of hair to you.'

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'Hello sir, welcome to the Dorchester Hotel, can I take your bags?'

3 of 8

'If Angelina can rock the metallic trend, I'm on it too.'

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The whiter my suit, the darker my tan #Mahogany

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'I CAN DO NO WRONG'

6 of 8

'The fur atop my lip is staying, ok'

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'In case you weren't aware, we're the best looking couple. Ever.'

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'The moment Keith Lemon put my hat on his head, it died. Shorts are my new jam.'

This article originally appeared on The Debrief.

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