How Many Ways Can You Wear A Pepperoni Pizza? As Shown By Cara

Can a pizza box work as a clutch bag?

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by Pandora Sykes |
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Currently enjoying her extended birthday celebrations on a four story yacht in Cannes, Cara's been flaunting a new lover throughout. No, it's not another Hollywood type; it's a pepperoni pizza.

First spotted sporting a pizza box like a clutch bag - initially we thought it was a clutch bag that presumably opens up like a square brief case but given it has 'pepp' written in biro on the top we're thinking it's just a plain old pizza box - she has now been seen out and about the glitziest spot in the South of France (lol) wearing a pizza onesie.

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Not only did this make us hanker for every aspect of a pep pizza, even the little tiny pizza table that stops it squishing onto the top of the box, but it made us wonder where the next gen onesie (whereby junk food has replaced animals) hails from.

You're in luck. We've done the hard work for you. Introducing the Pizza Onesie Jumpsuit, £58.12 from 1991inc. We'd like to say it's a good investment, but it's not. It's definitely a flash in the pan. But it's probably a deep pan and the cheese will be real crispy.

As for the clutch, try your local Farmhouse Pizza. Boom.

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