The Grammy Red Carpet – If The Dresses Could Talk

Bey has been working out like cray lately and wanted something to show off her sick body so here I am - a Michael Costello cutouts number sewn right onto her body. Judging by Jamie Foxx’s comments from the stage, my sexiness might have been a little too much for him to handle.

I’m slightly exhausted and jet-lagged since I literally JUST got off the plane from the couture shows where I waltzed (sorry) down the catwalk a day ago. Of course Katy had to have me: I’m like a tutu, but with music notes. It’s like I was made for the Grammys. Or a musical jewellery box.

Well, truth be told there weren’t many girls that could wear me tonight. I’m kind of heavy and the chain mail construction scratches a lot at the skin. But I know Taylor and she will endure anything to get on a best-dressed list. And I admire a girl with that kind of commitment to fashion.

It was actually David’s idea for he and his mum to wear matching suits. Madonna loves a bit of menswear anyway - it really falls in line with her power-woman persona. I wish she’d kept it just to the suit and ditched the glove and the cane, but what can you do? It's Madonna? There's no telling her.

Sure I’m a bit traditional, but I'm pink. And Pink's wearing me. (Oh, even I'm bored of that gag already...)

Some people said I made it look like Rita Ora was wearing a metallic scuba suit. I say, I'm Lanvin. And you don't diss Lanvin.

The gold of those Grammy awards will look so good against this black. Ah, the advantages of being worn by a serious artist, not some frou frou plastic-popstrel.

I'm trying to made side boob a thing, ok. (Probably starting on Paris Hilton wasn't the best idea)

Well the idea was that I was going to look kind of angelic and sweet, and hopefully no one else would wear white. Then a ton of other people wore white. Including Beyonce.

We knew Miley wasn't coming tonight so Pharrell and I had a pow wow and thought what can we get trending on Twitter? The result was me: and three spoof Twitter accounts in my name. Not bad.