Lindsay Lohan has a very specific way of rating fashion shows – either it's worthy of air travel, or it aint. When asked by The New York Times if she had come to London especially for Jeremy Scott's Moschino catwalk show at LCM yesterday, she retorted: 'I don't fly.'
This, it transpires, is an abbreviated Valley girl way of conveying that she did not fly in especially for Jeremy Scott's show. Apparently, she's been in London for the past couple of months and has been allegedly dating an ex-TOWIE star (we could say 'how the mighty have fallen', but we enjoy TOWIE, so we absolutely won't.) Just to clarify, *she did not fly in especially *to claim her Moschino seat on the FROW, OK? Although, she is really good friends with Jeremy Scott.
There's one superfly guy that she *does '*fly' for though, and you can probably guess that guy is Karl. Yep, Lindsay will only endure the rigmarole of security checks and dodgy plane food for Chanel. If we're honest, we'd endure dodgy plane food just for a free trip to Alicante, but we can understand that if you're going to make high-stakes 'no flying' rules, then the one man you should break that for should be the most esteemed man in fashion.
To be fair, Lindsay's just rewarding loyalty with loyalty. Karl – always in love with a pop culture femme fatale – has been a strident support of Lindsay's since 2007, when she (first) wore a SCRAM bracelet. He paid homage to her with his SS07 collection, creating an 'ankle wallet' that fit the ankle snugly like a mini 2.55. He also compared Kate Middleton to LiLo at the time of the royal wedding. 'She's a Lindsay Lohan and she wanted her moment,' he said, a tad oddly. For when it comes down to LiLo/royalty comparisons, surely Lindsay's way more like Fergie?
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This article originally appeared on The Debrief.