Birkenstock had a stellar year in 2020. Its Arizona sandal, a two-strap style that comes in a multitude of variations (including several with cosy shearling insoles), was one of the year’s hottest products, selling like hot-cakes as one and all needed something comfortingly sturdy in which to schlep around the park/shuffle around the house. But in an unexpected plot twist, what appears on first glance to be its latest sandal costs the eye-watering sum of £55,000. Come again?
The price tag is because its straps are made from handbag leather. See where this is going? That’s right, they’re constructed out of meticulously deconstructed Birkins, Hermès most famous and exclusive handbag. Just to be clear, neither Hermès nor Birkenstock have anything to do with this particular lovechild/collab, which has already found its way into the wardrobe of Kylie Jenner. Posting on Stories, Jenner is the happy recipient of the black version.
Let's get one thing straight. The sandal is actually the work of MSCHF, the Brooklyn-based disruptors whose tongue-in-cheek content ranges from merch to recipes to URLs (yes, really, it’s holding the domain names of future presidents ransom) - and, according to_The New York Times_, will cost between $34,000 and $76,000 while stocks last. Which won’t be long, as they only purchased four bags from resale sites to begin with.
‘We know some people are going to react with, ‘What is wrong with you people?’” Daniel Greenberg, MSCHF’s head of strategy, told The New York Times. “But we’re OK being hated. We just don’t want apathy.’
Birkenstock has done some pretty upscale partnerships, including its cult collab with Proenza Schouler, and a collection with Il Pelicano, the mega-exclusive resort in Tuscany. It’s even been spotted on the red carpet (Frances McDormand wore her canary yellow pair to 2019’s Oscars). But no shoe, thus far, has come with a price tag that could rival a housing deposit - or an actual Birkin, for that matter. As a firm devotee of heels in the skyscraper height bracket, they're the perfect entry to point to a more down-to-earth (kinda) footwear for Jenner.
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The Hermès Birkin
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The Mulberry Alexa
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The Chanel 2.55
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The Dior Saddle
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The Céline Phantom
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The Loewe Puzzle
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The Gucci Dionysus
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The Mansur Gavriel Bucket
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The Bottega Veneta Cassette
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The Fendi Baguette
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The Dior Lady Dior
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