Bella Hadid’s beauty is unfathomable, unearthly you might say. So much so that she floats above the floor, literally. But actually, have you noticed the 20-year-old model’s feet have barely grazed the ground, which begs the question: does Bella Hadid know how to walk in flats?
Yes, it’s a model’s raison d’être to wear skyscraper stilettos, but when they’re off-duty, you’d think they’d be dying to kick it back in a pair of trainers. But, no, Bella only tip-toes around in spindly heels. She hasn’t worn trainers since the 21st June, and even then they had a chunky platform. So, Bella with good glasses, do you know how to walk in flats?
Let’s look at the evidence…
Exhibit One - Nope
Teetering away in all red, we have to ask: Bella where are your bunions?
Exhibit Two - No
A chunky platform and a sturdy ankle strap is an impressively practical choice for a girl whose feet can’t possibly touch flats.
Exhibit Three - No Way
Ground Control to Major Bella. Here, she’s managed to navigate the complex wrath of straps but has yet to navigate a way to comfortable daywear.
Exhibit Four - Nearly There
Is that giddy smile a nervous reaction to stepping out of her hotel into the big wide world?
Exhibit Five - Still, No.
Here’s a theory: the reason Bella wears sunglasses rain or shine is that she’s hiding the pain in her eyes.
Exhibit Six - That’s A No from us.
Oh look a smile, must be because she’s levitating in extreme Lady Gaga-worthy platforms.
Exhibit Seven - Nah
That intense look in her eyes is the product of extreme balance, fear of the floor and too tightly strapped leather ties.
Exhibit Eight - Small Steps
Logic says sneakers would go best with this outfit. But, there’s no convincing Bella.
Exhibit Nine - Nearly There
A low heel, congrats Bella, you’re almost there.
Exhibit Ten - Haha, no.
Evidently in her happy place in thigh high heeled boots.
Exhibit Eleven - Not at all
Surrounded by people in flats, yet still unable to go near the ground, nothing can break Bella’s pathological dislike of grounded shoes.
Exhibit Twelve - Nope.
Think we may have discovered Bella’s favourite shoes as she has these in two colours
Exhibit Thirteen- Essentially, yes. But, also still no.
Dressed in all white (and without a stain remover stick in sight), Bella valiantly stepped out in platformed sneakers. You go, girl.
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This article originally appeared on The Debrief.