All The Most Batsh\*t Bikinis At Miami Swimwear Week

Oh yes, of course, we'd accessorise that teeny tiny piece of material with a gold medallion belt weighing three stone

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by Grazia |

Just when you thought it was safe to go to the beach, Florida’s swimwear fashion week happens. Yes, that's a whole week of fashion shows dedicated to teeny weeny swimming costumes. You can just imagine how much fake-tan went into the production of this event.

Considering there is only so much one can do to make a bikini interesting, the designers at Funkshion Swim Week Miami have taken lessons from Victoria’s Secret’s catwalk. To make a splash, they've booked models with sculpted bodies and dressed them outrageously. It's like a cruel game. This season they made a splash by rising the hemlines and going overboard with the accessories. Velvet, corseting and crystals are now considered legitimate poolside options and make-up of the most extrovert kind has been given the go-ahead. So, next time you’re packing for a vacation, why not consider these new trends, hot off Miami’s catwalks…

Disco Inferno

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Beware of sinking in this glitzy, encrusted trend favoured by designers Elie Madi, Holidolls and Rocky Gathercole.

The Grass Is Always Greener

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Feathered belts, leaf hair ties and palm leave bikini tops featured on Coco Blaq, Mister Triple X and Du Acqua’s catwalks.

Beach Body Ready

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Generally speaking, McDonald’s and models rarely have much to do with one another. But, like a cosmic matchmaker, Miami Swim Week introduced us to McDCouture, a limited edition line of cossies created out of Maccy D’s packaging.

Millennial Pink’s Lifeline

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Lolli Swim and Lliana Montoya kindly threw a life jacket to the sinking millennial pink trend with its line of velour siren swimwear. Yes, she is wearing shells.

The Ultimate Add-On

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A spotlight was put on accessories of all kinds, sizes and insanity by Minimale Animale and Baes and Bikinis.

Freeing The Nipple

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When club wear meets swim club.

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