The BAFTAs 2015 Red Carpet: If Dresses Could Talk

Blue might have been my girl's colour last year, but this year she's all about yellow. Don’t let my demure cap sleeves and sweetheart neck line fool you, I’ve got some cut-outs going on down here. They add a little spice just like my inspo, Colman’s Mustard.

So yep, I’m closely related to the carpet - but we’re not on speaking terms atm. Don’t ask. But I told Diane camouflage is HUGE for SS15 so she picked me!

Floaty and pastel I might be, but I’ve got a darker side…. Have you SEEN my studs? I’m sexy meets soft, dressonified. My creator, Miuccia Prada, has spoken.

I’m not just any dress, I’m a Giambattista Valli Haute Couture dress; and they all told me I’d never make it to the carpet! Did I mention that I’m hiding a baby down here? Yep, you wouldn’t know it.

Beam me up, Scotty. My pa Alber Elbaz went extra-terrestrial with my piped neck and sleeves, tassels and metal waist-cincher. Amy’s under strict instructions to avoid red wine.

So Reese wanted a dress inspired by her favourite Quality Street - so Stella made me - and now here I am! They’ll be no scoffing chocolates with me on though, I’m hugging her far too tightly.

I’m Dior, darling - and Felicity was basically born to wear me. I may look all demure up top, but my bottom half is WILD. Watch out BAFTA after party, I'm coming for you...

I’m vintage, baby! Angela snapped me up whilst I was hanging around at a US yard sale, waiting for someone to notice me. Love at first sight? You bet.

Sea foam green, puffy net, chiffon sleeves… I’m the Burberry dress that mermaid’s dreams are made of. Just like the sea, I even make a swooshy noise when I move. There’s a fishy theme here to go my girl Laura's name…

I know what you’re thinking... Ice–skating, right? I get it all the time, but tbh try landing a spin in this thigh split. And my beads? So impractical on ice. Wait until you see me in her daily vlog; I owned it.

Look, I don’t believe in OTT. More is more I say; just look at my glittery filigree and feathers... Luckily Han got the memo and kept everything else low key to let me shine. Ed’s looking top too in my old friend blue velvet.