When looking for party shoes, don't be tempted by subtlety. You want a party shoe that slaps you around the face with festive jazz hands then goes off to spike the punch with strawberry vodka.
These are the shoes. Buy them. Dance. Hiccup Strawberries.
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This article originally appeared on The Debrief.