1. It took place at the Earth's core. Probably.
We walked down fire-escape steps until we were at the earth's core, and I had flashbacks to that terrifying Christina Ricci film, the hole.
2. Nicola from Girl's Aloud was there
Nicola from Girls Aloud sat next to Henry Holland's mum, and they looked like they were having a whale of a time.
3. The FROW was insane
Henry's celebrity mates packed in on the front row- Alexandra Chung, Nick Grimshaw, Poppy Delevingne, Leigh Lezark, Daisy Lowe, Atlanta de Cadenet. They all looked great.. I think. I'm not sure because I was sat behind them and was blinded by so many camera flashes that I'm still seeing spots.
4. Oral hygiene was key
Lady Leshurr came out and rapped in a palm print shirt dress and matching bucket hat- which she then threw on the floor, and told us to brush our teeth.
5. Bucket hats = still a thing
The models wore Terry Richardson-y sunglasses, bucket hats on their backs, giant crystal bug brooches, body warmers belter at the waist, and a lot of jungle and animal print. There was also a military jacket with pink furry leopard print shoulders that was insanely good and bonkers.
6. Brooch caressing
Alexa and Daisy touched things and then walked away. Literally. All of the models congregated for a finale walk, and Daisy popped up from the front row, went and touched a backpack, then sat back down. Then Alexa went and caressed a brooch. That's all.
**7. Poor timekeeping **
We were all really late for the next show.
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