This story has so many different levels of weirdness to it we don’t even know where to begin, but we’ll give it a shot. Last night, Justin Bieber and Paris Hilton were spotted leaving a nightclub in Cannes together. After celebrating Busta Rhymes’ birthday. Yep.
We’ll skirt over the lunacy of Paris and Justin being invited to Busta Rhyme’s birthday celebration and just think about the weirdness of two of the most divisive celebrities of the last decade leaving the venue together.
Apparently, the 33-year-old heiress left the club with the 20-year-old singer, who’d tweeted ‘life is good’ earlier on in the day. How do they know each other? Did they meet that night and get caught up in the romance of Busta’s B-Day? Or have they been secretly been having an affair for months? So many questions!
Now, obviously, the chances are Paris and Justin are just mates heading off to an after-party together, but indulge us for a minute, won’t you? Can you* imagine* if it was more than that and the pair were actually dating? What if they got married? Can you imagine the children? Someone really ought to intervene before this all gets a out of hand…
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This article originally appeared on The Debrief.