34 TOWIE Snapchat Usernames You Need (In the Order Of When They First Appeared On The Show)

Essex-ive or plain essential? You decide.

by grazia |

Published on6th August 2016 at 7.47am

Can you remember what life was like before October 2010? When Essex was merely a place east of London and the term 'Vajazzle' sounded only like a Pic n Mix sweet. When Mr Darcy was an elusive, yet romantic hero in Literature and not a...er, micropig? When no one mistakenly thought Richard and Judy actually created the world?*

*Thanks, Joey Essex.

Whether it's your cup of tea or you'd rather pour said tea over your head than watch an episode - you could never knock Towie's credentials as a reality TV revolution. The Only Way Is Essex has been shown in over 100 countries, saw the sales of fake nails soar by 500% after the first series and is responsible for 35% (ish...probably) of Celebrity Big brother contestants.

The cult show has been commissioned for another five series* at least,* so if you can't beat 'em you might as well join 'em by adding the entire cast (past and present) on Snapchat.

Here the rather Essex-ive list of usernames that will make everyone well-jel dahling:

Series 1

Jess Wright

@jesswright77

Fact: Jess Wright has cried a mighty 31 times making her Towie's biggest blubber

Megan McKenna

@Megan-McKenna

Fact: Megan appeared briefly in the first series of Towie before joining full time in 2016. In between, she appeared on Ex on the Beach, Celebrity Big Brother aaaaaand Britains Got Talent. Phew.

Lauren Pope

@laurenxpope

Jasmin Walia

@jasminwalia

Harry Derbridge

@harryderbridge

Top tweet: 'Whilst you are trying to catch a Pokemon I'm trying to a catch a man Hun'

Sam Faiers

@samfaiers

Quote: 'If delusion was a sport, Joey (Essex) would have a gold medal'

Fact: Sam was the first recipient of the 'Vajazzle'

Amy Childs

@amychilds1990

Lucy Mecklenburgh

@lucyoliviameck

Kirk Norcross

@kirk_official

Maria Fowler

@mariafowler86

** Top tweet:** 'Imagine your sister had 40.3 million followers and wasn't drumming up support. I would be fuming #CBB'

Series 2

Chloe Sims

@chloestarship

** Quote:** 'That was so awkward... I just wanted the dog to eat me'

Gemma Collins

@gemcqueen

Quote: "I'm Gemma Collins, Ferne. I'm 34, I've earned my divaship and I'm not going to be spoken to like a bit of dirt."

Joey Essex

@jaydote

Quote: “When Australia is mentioned to me, I automatically think ‘the biggest place in the world’ because I have always been told since I was a baby ‘Australia is the biggest country in the world’. It is a country, isn’t it?”