Ryan Gosling is in the UK today to promote his new film Lost River and, boringly for anyone not in London, he’s just staying in London. Tonight, apparently, he’ll be making an appearance at the Ritzy Cinema in Brixton, and today he’s already been kicking around the Regent St Apple store – but where else should he be going? We came up with a list based solely on a complex algorithm based on data we’ve collected on his likes and dislikes, to create a tailor-made travel guide he’s bound to enjoy.
Welwyn Garden City isn’t technically London a bit out of the way, sure, but if Ryan hops on the train from Old Street or Kings Cross, he can be there in under an hour for some tennis, or perhaps a personal training session from top-notch coaches.
Perfect for all his furniture needs – because we know Ryan loves a futon! – as well as being in south London, so he can pop there just before his Ritzy event. And maybe Ryan get one of his people to ship whatever Gosling he decides to go for back to his US home.
It’s in SW9, and really near Brixton, but there’s not really anything there. He could have a look around the houses, maybe? Do some people-watching? Have a sit? He could probably do with a sit. Imagine! Ryan Gosling having a sit on Gosling Way!
Alright, this one’s in Suffolk, but they’re renowned for their strawberries and it’s not that far if he took a private jet. We know that Ryan eats food, and strawberries are a food, and he once said the word ‘farm’ in The Notebook so we reckon he’ll really enjoy this. You’re welcome, Ryan!
Gosling should do himself a favour, and pop into Ryan’s for its Asian-fusion pub-style grub and impressive beer garden. There’s also a free-to-rent venue downstairs for a Gosling after party! Which is the best kind of after party. Only downside is, it’s in Stoke Newington which takes 53 years and 90 buses to get to from Brixton – but, it’s alright, he can just fly everyone there with his mind.
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This article originally appeared on The Debrief.