He is being controlled by aliens
Jimmy K is seemingly obsessed with the conspiracy theory that the US government has discovered alien life and is hiding it in Area 51.
‘They exercise strict control over us,’ Obama responded, drily. ‘I can’t reveal anything.‘
When Jimmy kept pressing, Obama kept rising to the joke. ‘Clinton said there was nothing,’ said Kimmel.
‘That’s what we’re instructed to say,’ replied Obama.
We’re choosing to take this at face value and believe that everyone is run by aliens.
The White House sounds cool
Obviously, the President of the United States can get anything he wants within the walls of the White House, but we didn’t think about stuff like a fully stocked fridge for if he wants midnight snacks. And how he can go to the dentist on site. And who is in charge of changing the clocks for Daylight Savings Time (imagine if they forgot).
Maybe it’s worth all the shit you get for being president, just so you can have a fully stocked fridge all the time and have someone else change your clocks.
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This article originally appeared on The Debrief.