Lots of things would be true if Kim Kardashian wasn’t famous. Paris Hilton would still have a wardrobe assistant, for one. Conversation about beauty standards, nude selfies and bum implants would be lacking a certain common denominator. And the question of who has the world’s worst crying facewould remain a mystery. But we’re still not sure if we believe Kim’s latest revelation – that, had she not become a pop-culture legend, she would have been a forensic investigator.
Kim made the comments during a make-up tutorial video she made with beauty blogger Desi Perkins. At first, I was sceptical. Stylist – Yes. Publicist – Yes. CSI – ummmm…. not so sure. But then the endless vault of Kardashian trivia in my brain whirred into action and came up with a few moments when Kim K was actually like, super sleuth.
Oh yeah, and there’s the fact that Iran GENUINELY thought that Kim was working as a secret agent for Instagram to incite young Iranian women to ditch their religious values for western promiscuity. It could happen.
Having gathered enough evidence I hereby conclude that Kim would actually NOT be the world’s worst forensic investigator… maybe. I mean aside from the whole inconspicuous thing - anybody with a perpetual 50-man paparazzi appendage might struggle to tail anyone else. Logistics – they ruin everything. Maybe in your next life Kim!
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This article originally appeared on The Debrief.