The life of rap royalty offspring has got to be the peak of all human achievement. If any of them get to grow up in the plush-cushioned, double-doored-fridge, slick-tabled glossiness we were all treated to on Cribs, then they’re laughing. This certainly goes for P Diddy’s offspring, who get their pocket money from their dad’s arm-thick wodge of $20 bills.
The rapper-producer-entrepreneur, who is worth $500m (£298m), was spotted leafing out $20 after $20 to hand to his kids, D’Lila and Jessie, after watching them play football (or ‘soccer’, as Americans and David Beckham like to call it) in a park.
We’ve no idea why they need all that money while having a kickabout. But, then again, that's maybe how the other half live, and who knows how many jokes they could have been making about big ballin’?! We know that P Diddy – also known over the years as Diddy and Puff Daddy – loves a bit of wordplay.
Adopt us, please, Puffy?
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This article originally appeared on The Debrief.