We can’t figure out if the decision by In Touch to gradually release Lindsay Lohan’s shag list over a course of weeks is totally genius or totally weird, but like the latest episode of some low-rent reality show, we will look on with appropriately-disinterested interest.
Ashton Kutcher, Ryan Phillippe, Orlando Bloom and Benicio Del Toro are among the most recent names to be unveiled by the tabloid weekly, based on a handwritten list made by Lindsay and left behind in a hotel room.
Last week it emerged she’d got busy with Joaquin Phoenix, Jamie Dornan, Justin Timberlake and the lusty leprechaun himself, Colin Farrell. Pretty impressive. We have to hand it to Lindsay —those are some good-looking dudes.
The list got us thinking about why the numbers matter to some people, how they can be used to slut-shame and how your ‘number’ might actually be the last taboo.
Let’s be real, if any of us had got this lucky we’d probably make the list into a plaque and hang it in our hallway.
This article originally appeared on The Debrief.