Miranda Kerr Is Getting Fat Because She’s Not Having Sex Any More

Another reason to feel bad about not getting any


by Sophie Cullinane |
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I bet you thought that the only thing you get when you’re not actually getting any is an unhealthy appetite for Game Of Thrones sex scenes and Dairy Milk. Well, you’re wrong, because according to Miranda Kerr you get fatter as well. Because you're not having any sex.

‘The older I get, the more confident I am about asking for things I enjoy,’ Kerr told GQ about life post-Orlando Bloom. ‘One thing I’ve noticed is now that I’m having less sex, my body isn’t as toned. The more sex I have, the more defined my arms and stomach get. Orlando and I always had great chemistry. One-night stands aren’t my thing. I made Orlando wait for six months until I even kissed him.’

Way to make us feel (in no way) better about not having any sex at the moment!

But Miranda doesn’t want you to worry – she’s still getting ‘ridiculous’ proposals from admirers and has met a few guys she might be interested in. ‘I’m dating. I’m loving it,’ she explains. ‘Two happy parents are better than two unhappy parents. This is my time to explore and have some fun. I’m not looking to fall in love again quickly. I still get chatted up a lot. I’ve had some crazy, ridiculous proposals – stuff that you wouldn’t even see in the movies. No blind dates, however, and I never Google a man’s name before I meet him.’

So no doubt she'll be back to the sex workout soon.

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This article originally appeared on The Debrief.

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