We’ve found some cracking photos of Miley Cyrus’s tour, but everyone seems to be slagging them off. The thing is, a lot of what she does up on stage as part of the Bangerz tour is not only stuff we’ve seen oodles of popstars do way before she was in nappies, but has all been done in the past few weeks at Sochi 2014. Don’t believe us? Check out the proof/truth below:
Dancing with teddybears
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Dancing with massive, oversized teddybears isn’t only a way of proving you’re an ex-child star-turned-grown-woman who likes to upset mothers’ groups, it’s a way of making your closing ceremony appear very cuddly and friendly to all the diplomats convinced that your country’s human rights records are a bit less than ideal.
Getting bums out
Ooh, look, Miley’s got half her vagina out! Well, so do half of the figure skaters at Sochi. Deal.
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Yes, yes, there are many injuries sustained during the Winter Games and they can be pretty painful, but have you seen the injury Sky Ferreira sustained during her first set with Miley? The singer wrote on Instagram: ‘fell during the intro of the 1st song of the set. I ended up with 60 stitches & at the hospital for 7 hours. I didn't even notice the injury until 10 mins after I played bc I had so much fun. I just figured it was some blood. I'm so excited to do the LA show tomorrow (despite the not so cool bandage around my leg).Thanks @mileycyrus for having me.’
So yeah basically, performing at a Miley Cyrus gig is almost as dangerous as taking part in winter sports, with all their ice and blades.
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Getting attention through girl-on-girl snogs**
Miley leapt off of the stage during Adore You to give I Kissed A Girl singer Katy Perry a kiss. Katy was actually a bit scared off, though, when Miley went in for a longer tongue-kiss. Though these sorts of hinjinks wouldn’t go down well in gay-weary Russia, performers at the Sochi Winter Games Opening Ceremony did include the first girls to snog each other in mainstream pop culture, Tatu. Yeah, they did it for attention, but so did Miley, right?
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This article originally appeared on The Debrief.