‘Where R U Now?’ Justin Bieber must have wondered as he gazed out onto the Pacific from the back of his yacht. Naked.
The popstar uploaded the photo to Instagram along with the comment, ‘Look’, leaving us to wonder ‘At what?’ But of course, he couldn’t hear us because he’s in the middle of the Pacific on holiday, enjoying some R and R away from his legions of screaming fans.
Meanwhile, Miley Cyrus, far from Justin geographically but close to him in spirit – they’re kind of acquaintances, right? And she’s got her kit off in her time, too! – let us know exactly what she was looking at: his bum.
She uploaded an edited version of the photo, one which sees him get his bum blown up (instead of his head, the normal site of inflation) to Kardashian-Minaj proportions.
Bieber is yet to respond, but considering he’s in the middle of the ocean on a massive yacht and he hasn’t been bitten by a shark (his mate was!), we’re guessing he’s got no bum deal right now.
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This article originally appeared on The Debrief.