**UPDATE: **Mila and Ashton have kindly (and cutely) asked for a bit of privacy by revealing the name of their baby daughter - Wyatt Isabelle Kutcher - and a photo of her. However, the photo was intermingled with photos of five other newborns - and it's up to us to guess which one's Wyatt. Ashton wrote on his
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'Mila and I would like to welcome Wyatt Isabelle Kutcher to the world. May your life be filled with wonder, love, laughter, health, happiness, curiosity, and privacy.'
Of the six photos of newborns, he added: 'Can you guess which one is ours, or does it really matter? All babies are cute.'
He then asked for photographers using helicopters - yep, actual flying machines - soaring over his property to get a photo of the presumably tiny new bub, to back off. 'Here's your baby photo. Well, one of them is. Now can the helicopter please stop hovering over our house, there is a baby sleeping inside! And she's super cute.'
So, quite smartly, until any other parents come forward to claim those other baby photos, the Kutcher-Kunises have given the press exactly what they want, but also reserved Wyatt's privacy.
Following the happy news that Mila Kunis has given birth to a baby girl, there have been a few observations. Some interesting, some weird. First up, there's the anecdote that baby daddy Ashton Kutcher was actually her first kiss aged 14 when she first starred on That 70s Show, playing Jackie, who was the forthright girlfriend to Ashton's slacker-idiot Kelso. And now she's 31 and having his baby. Aw.
Then, of course, there's a sexualised element to it. Unlike Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling's daughter, who was subject to a load of speculation over whether she would be hot, the sexualising is squarely on Mila, who is undoubtedly just feeling a bit tired and clammy right now. We get that her name is just one letter away from 'milf', but there's another reason why people are calling her that: for some reason, people's sexual desirability has to be categorised, just like they're in their very own drop-down menu in porn. Also, apparently it's still not very normal to fancy someone who has had a child.
It's not only tweeters who are calling her this:
But one Dutch tabloid's website, Spitsnieuws, bears a story with the headline: 'Mila Kunis Is Milf'. We get it, she's totally hot, but she's hot regardless of her milf status – why does she need to switch a category to still be hot? Plus, using a phrase made up by the writers of American Pie, who were trying to guess at how teenage boys spoke way back in 1999 is a bit like everyone in 2030 speaking like *The Inbetweeners – *which hardly creates a nice image of the world for Mila and Ashton's baby girl to grow up into.
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This article originally appeared on The Debrief.