Mila Kunis And Ashton Kutcher Are Expecting A Baby. Here’s 9 Things We’re Expecting As A Result

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by Sophie Wilkinson |
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According to various websites – even ones that wouldn’t normally report such scurrilous gossip – Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher are expecting a baby. Or maybe even two babies. The newly-engaged couple’s friend told OK! magazine in the US: ‘Ashton and Mila feel like they won the baby lottery. It was a total shock for both of them, but they feel up for the challenge. It didn’t seem like it was possible for them to fall any deeper in love, but the prospect of raising an insta-family together has solidified their commitment to each other.’

An insta-family? OK, so though we doubt anyone speaks like that, we’re pretty sure that all the other magazines wouldn’t publish baby news without being sure themselves, so we’re going to say it: Mila Kunis is pregnant. Aside from thinking, isn’t it strange how much noise greets every celebrity pregnancy, here are some other things we’re wondering about what’s already today’s most talked about baby/babies:

  1. Will the babies take the surname Kunis-Kutcher? If so, we’d hope the couple would be hesitant to call the kids Kim, Klive or whatever else could begin with a K, because three K’s in succession is a bit dodgy.

  2. When their kids ask them how they met, will Mila and Ashton simply show a video of their early days playing Jackie and Kelso on *That *’70s Show?

  1. Will they only ever dress their children in black/white? Ashton is a devout Kabbalist, and as we’ve learned from other celebrity followers of the strand of Judaism (Madonna), it’s customary to dress girls in black and boys in white on Sabbath days. Will their little kids literally follow suit?

  2. Isn’t it totally cute that Mila met Ashton when she was just 14? And Ashton was 20? OK, not cute because if anything had happened then it would have been creepy and illegal. But yeah, isn’t it nice that they’ve just known each other for a very long time – and waited anyway?

  3. The babies might very well have an Instagram/Twitter account before it’s even born. An early adopter of Twitter, Ashton is very keen on social media, has made some investments in it and even has his own marketing team, the Katalyst Media company, looking after his social media accounts.

  4. Will the babies go to space? Ashton and Mila are allegedly planning a space-bound honeymoon. This is probably nonsense; you probably can’t go to space while you’re pregnant. But Ashton is signed up to the Virgin Galactic space flight, so that’s where the rumour started.

  5. Eugenie Windsor and Dave Clark to be godparents? They were spotted on holiday in St Tropez with Ashton and Mila. How the eff do they know each other? Dave is the man who sells those Virgin Galactic space flights.

  6. Knowing Ashton’s goofy sense of humour and Mila’s acerbic wit, that baby is going to be pretty funny. Oh, and pretty. If these two do not make the most gorgeous child then something in the universe is off-kilter.

  7. And will it really be twins? Not entirely impossible – Ashton has a twin brother, and these things do run in the family.

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This article originally appeared on The Debrief.

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