21 Of The Fetchest Mean Girls Quotes

Because nothing makes us happier than Mean Girls.


by Elizabeth Bennett |
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12 years on (yes, that makes us feel old too), we’re still quoting Tina Fey’s iconic Mean Girls lines. Our obsession is so strong that Fey-isms are now an integral part of our everyday language.

The quotable lines are endless but these are our favourites - enjoy!

1. "Get in loser, we're going shopping"

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**2. ** "Ex-boyfriends are off-limits to friends. That’s just, like, the rules of feminism."

3. "I can't go out, I'm sick"

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**4. ** "How many of you have ever felt personally victimized by Regina George?"

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5 "Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die"

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6. “That’s why her hair is so big. It’s full of secrets.”

7. "So fetch"

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8. "Stop trying to make fetch happen, it's not going to happen"

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9. "It’s like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it’s going to rain. Well… they can tell when it’s raining.”

10. "Oh my god, Danny Devito, I love your work"

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**11. ** “I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school. I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy.”

12. "Do you guys need anything? Some snacks? A condom? Let me know! Oh god I love you!"

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13. “On Wednesdays we wear pink.”

**14. ** "Whatever, I'm getting cheese fries"

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15. “One time, she punched me in the face. It was awesome.”

**16. ** "I'm a mouse, duh"

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**17. ** “I can’t go to Taco Bell. I’m on an all-carb diet. God, Karen, you are so stupid!”

**18. ** "My breasts can always tell when it's gonna rain"

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**19. ** “If you’re from Africa, why are you white?”

**20. ** "Oh my god Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white"

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**21. ** “She doesn’t even go here!”

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