So *Love *magazine, featuring Cara Delevingne interviewing Kim Kardashian, and it's a pretty entertaining read. Both come off looking good, dropped yesterday and everyone is obsessed with the fact Kim pees all over her spanx. Basically, Cara asks a bunch of cheeky questions, and Kim answers them - also, it's Cara who brings up the crotchless spanx. Kim just references how they're 'not crotchless enough' because 'I always pee all over my spanx, it's a disaster'.
This sort of honesty is useful, because now we know not to buy crotchless spanx and expect them to be pee-free. Other notable parts of the interview are when Kim proclaims she'd like to be a seahorse, *Love *points out that she'd be able to have sex with herself in that case, and Kim admits 'I've always wanted to know what that was like!'
Oh, and the fact that Cara has three iPhones. 'One for work, one for fun, and one for... more fun!' which immediately sounds like she runs an organised crime syndicate, or is some sort of drug kingpin. It's actually pretty savvy though - if you want to send naked pictures, or text stuff that the press would wet themselves over, then baffle them with millions of phones. Sad that people have to resort to such things, but she can afford them so why not.
During the interview, the pair touch on a wide range of topics - some flippant, some serious - but our favourite Kim answer is probably when Cara asks her what she'd be doing if her reality show *Keeping Up With The Kardashians *(in case you're from Mars) had never aired. 'Since the TV show happened I've been obsessed with makeup,' she says. 'So I would love to be a makeup artist. Acutally, I take that all back - what I really want to be is a forensic investigator. I am obsessed with murders and dead bodies.'
WHOA THERE, KIM. The thought of Kim K as a forensic investigator aside, the sudden change of heart made us laugh. Although, being obsessed with dead bodies is a bit dark - wonder what Kanye thinks? Talking of Yeezy, she also revealed that he's got a bit of a romantic side: 'he'll wake me up in the middle of the night and just want to go walking as the steets are empty'. Awwww. Oh, and she also likes to have sex 'from the back'. Yeauurrururgghsdh. Thanks for ruining that beautiful moment with a graphic visual image of Kanye and you... doing the... dog...
Regardless of what you think about Kim, though, she comes across pretty well - and if someone's going to make you overshare, it's going to be Cara Delevingne. So no surprise she went into the whole spanx-pee thing.
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This article originally appeared on The Debrief.