Didn’t get tickets to see Beyoncé belt out her biggest hits on her Mrs Carter tour? Never fear, you can get all the Beyoncé you want via a new – very unofficial – website. Soundboardt (the extra t is there to pay homage to the way Bey says ‘surfboard’ in Drunk In Love) is a special tool that will optimise all your lols and enjoyment because it’s essentially Beyoncé-on-demand.
Our favourite use of it has been playing ‘surfboardt’ over the quieter bits of ***Flawless, though we’re not sure whether putting ‘Let me sit this aaaaasssss on ya’ over Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie’s speech about gender equality is exactly what Beyoncé wanted. But fiddling about on this is going to take us right through to the end of the lunch. And, yes, the next person to do a tea run in the office will be met with a ‘GIMME SOMETHIN’’
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This article originally appeared on The Debrief.