Lorde Doesn’t Want Any More Of Your Unsolicited Acne Advice

Anyone with acne will relate to her latest Instagram Stories on the subject...

Lorde Asks For No More Unwanted Acne Advice

by Sorcha Hornett |
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Lorde let it be known via her Instagram stories that she is still very much still dealing with the problem of acne. And as anyone who's ever had bad skin will know, a whole bunch of people dishing out advice is* the worst*.

When you have acne, you'll do whatever it takes to get rid of it, take any piece of advice in the hope of finding a miracle cure. But chances are, by the time you get to 21 you'll have tried every trick in the book.

Cast in a blue and red light Lorde captions 'Acne light with the magical tones' she starts to talk about her battle with acne - which has lasted 'years and years.'

People who have given her advice suggest moisturising'; when the world and its mother have heard of moisturising, you think Lorde wouldn’t have tried that? And then there's 'make a mask out of honey, Greek yogurt, and avocado!,' 'buy an apricot scrub!' and finally 'The secret is coconut oil!' She ends every suggestion with an eye roll, clearly a lot of people have suggested she try coconut oil.

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The final suggestion is probably the worst, 'When people think your just dirty. Do you wash your face? It’s like ‘Yes! I wash my face, I’m just genetically cursed.' We can totally see why Lorde is sick of the unsolicited advice, and her fans wholeheartedly agreed with her and celebrated her for talking about it.

She rounds off her story with promising her fans 'We’ll get there. I promise.' Yes Lorde, we totally will.

This article originally appeared on The Debrief.

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