Many of us have spent a minute or two wondering what Lindsay Lohan is up to. Both in the existential and vocational sense. There's that new TV show, Sick Note, that she's due to appear on with Rupert Grint. There was also a play on the West End that sadly didn't go down that well. But Lindsay, the entertainment chameleon that we have avidly watched grow from the Parent Trap to Mean Girls to political commentator and wannabe beauty impresario, has returned to the acting. Kind of.
LiLo has taken up the super exciting new role of spokesperson for Lawyer.com. If you're in the United States, Canada or the United Kingdom and in need of a legal representative, Lindsay Lohan's face is there to guide you to their services.
'Why?', you ask? Silly question. Lindsay Lohan is an international entrepreneurial force to be reckoned with and her talents know no bounds. But also, luckily there's this painfully cringe video to tell you why precisely Lindsay Lohan joined Lawyer.com.
‘When Lawyer.com first reached out to me I was confused and a little scared because I thought I was in trouble’, Lindsay chuckles. ‘But when they asked me to be their spokesperson, I was intrigued’.
Lindsay goes on to explain while stood against the backdrop of a clean, staff-less office adorned with pink orchids and a coordinating water cooler, ‘that Lawyer.com is just about helping people’.
‘From getting a DUI – let’s not pretend I didn’t get one… or two, or three, or some others’, Lindsay added in a not so discreet reference to her multiple arrests in the late noughties, ‘it’s so simple, and it’s free’. All one has to do is go online and get started and if you were in doubt about the legitimacy of this whole operation don’t worry because Lindsay gives the camera an awkward All American wink and giggle at the end for reassurance.
Crazy, isn't it? In the company press release, 'actor and actress', Lindsay says that she's 'I'm excited to work with Lawyer.com because I know how hard it is to find quality legal help and this is a great opportunity to help people in need'.
Great opportunity, indeed. With any luck, if you do find yourself in need of a Lawyer, Lindsay will be on the other end of the phone to point you in the right direction and maybe fill you in on where on earth we'll be seeing her pop up next.
MORE: Let's Revisit The Elaborate History Of Lindsay Lohan's Career
Debrief Lindsay Lohan's CV
1 of 18Child Model Lindsay:
At age three Lindsay Lohan signed to Ford Models who snagged her Abercrombie and Calvin Klein campaigns, as well as spots on Wendy's and Pizza Hut adverts.
2 of 18Child Star Lohan:
Lohan's name went global when she played both twins in the remake of The Parent Trap.
3 of 18Critic's Choice Lohan:
It was her role in Freaky Friday that earned her an MTV Movie Award and praise from critics, like Roger Ebert who wrote that she has : 'that Jodie Foster sort of seriousness and intent focus beneath her teenage persona.
4 of 18Box Office Winner Lohan:
Her flick *Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen *surpassed box office expectations, making $29 million in the US.
5 of 18Cult Movie Star Lohan:
It was Lohan's role as Cady Heron in the much Meme'd flick *Mean Girls *that gave her cult status.
6 of 18Legging Connoisseur Lohan:
Lohan once launched a designer legging label called 6126 (after Marilyn Monroe's birthday). In closed after just two years.
7 of 18Hollywood Lohan:
Since the success of Mean Girls, Lohan began ticking Hollywood icon boxes. For starters, she moved into Chateau Marmont for two years and became a Daily Mail regular.
8 of 18Paris Hilton's BFF Lohan:
Though she's since denied their friendship, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan were rarely seen apart in the mid 2000s.
9 of 18Singer Lohan:
After flexing her box office mojo, Lohan embarked on a singing her career. Her first album, 'Speak' surpassed critic (and our) expectations by selling 1 mill records.
10 of 18Fashion's Muse Lohan:
Lohan's relationship with fashion hasn't always been the smoothest road, but that never stopped her becoming veritable front row fodder for Chanel and the now-defunct DW by Kanye West label.
11 of 18DJ Lohan:
Arguably, DJ-ing has been Lohan's longest-running career. She's taken the decks with Major Lazer and Diplo and played in London, Sao Paolo, Cannes and Florence.
12 of 18Designer Lindsay Lohan:
When Lindsay took the reigns of creative director of Emanuel Ungaro in 2009 she was met with skepticism from the outset. Sadly, those fears were realised when she left her co-designer hanging at the presentation of their second collection by not turning up. Soz, Lohan 'dog ate my homework' doesn't fly in this situation.
13 of 18Glamour Model Lohan:
Lohan was unforgettable as the cover star of Playboy's February 2012issue.
14 of 18Thespian Lohan:
Forgetting her lines and missing cues were just some of the criticism that Lohan faced in her stage performance of 'Speed-the-Plow' in London.
15 of 18Bartender Lohan:
Naturally, Lohan extended her resume in 2016 to include 'club owner' after opening a pro-refugee bar in Greece.
16 of 18Refugee Activist Lohan
Turkish President Erdogan, his wife and a seven-year-old Syrian blogger met with Lohan to straighten out Europe's refugee crisis in January 2017.
17 of 18Blogger Lohan:
In June of 2017 Lohan launched blogging platform Preemium, which as it's name suggest comes with a cost.
18 of 18Mogul Lohan:
Not only is Lindsay campaigning to the powers that be to let her play Batgirl, but she is currently in the midst of designing at island in Dubai. Whatever that means.
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This article originally appeared on The Debrief.