He’s into dropping sepia-toned, pass-agg ‘rhymes’ on his Instagram and she’s well.. 'real', obviously. If you think about it, it’s pretty much a match made in heaven. According to The Sun(yes, we know - pinch, salt e.t.c), Liam Payne has been approached by J-Lo for his songwriting skills.
‘A Source’ has said that during an LA ‘business meeting’, the pair ‘had a great chat about music and how their styles could come together to create something she’d love’. We’re really hoping it involves Liam Payne spitting bars (preferably looking into a camera). Or even better, A RAP BATTLE.
Unfortunately, the mysterious ‘source’ doesn’t do much for poor Liam’s street cred.
‘He’s going to work his hardest to write as many tracks as possible and present them to her. He’s determined to be the best possible songwriter he can be and is thrilled a music legend like J-Lo would want to work with him’. Alright mate, Liam's keen. We get it.
There’s no word from the Lopez corner ATM, but she’s probably just waiting for the right moment to announce the upcoming highlight of her career. Plus, she’s probs busy counting her diamonds and/or bejewelled leotards.
It was only a matter of time before Liam did hit the solo big-time and it seems as if that Instagram rap extravaganza was just the tip of the iceberg. Big things are expected from Liam’s supposed songwriting venture, Hampton Music Limited, including a potential hook up with… LITTLE MIX.
Shut. the. front. door.
Let us also not forget that the 22-year-old has already had one of his songs poached by Irish musical hero and silver fox, Louis Walsh. Yep, sweet Liam has been kind enough to donate his masterpiece to none other than Louis Walsh’s super star boyband, HomeTown. There's also those ‘Big Payno’ remixes but perhaps the less said about them, the better.
Anyway, hopefully Jenny From The Block and Big Payno will hook up, have babies and set up a musical/gangster rapping home in sunny Wolverhampton. Because that would be the best solution for everyone involved (mainly us).
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This article originally appeared on The Debrief.