Legitimate Lady Gaga Outfits That You Could Totally Use As Halloween Costumes

If being a white person with dreadlocks isnt' scary enough, chuck on a slink 80's power suit. Half Hefner, half Thatcher, with a tinge of orderly school ma'am and you'll totally channel that terrifying authority figure thing.

Can't find the outfit? Bring the attitude, because there's nothing scarier than a precocious 13-year-old who's raided her mum's Christmas Malibu stash (read: Taylor Momsen's early career highlights)

We're calling this one 'Paloma Faith got a fungal infection and that thing where your hair goes green at the local swimming pool'. The black folds are the fungus. Nothing scarier than fungus, as it defies all typology, it's not a meat, pulse OR vegetable.

Ok, so you're not scared of clowns. Well, what about harlequin clowns? They're much more slender - no sticky-outy Mr Blobby-style belly for them - and loads more surreptitious - no bright colours here. Which means they can creep up on you whenever they feel like it...spooky, or what?

Imagine the richest Russian oligarch's wife in the world was a steampunk fembot designed to make you feel like crap about being poor. Well, we think that's what might have been going through Gaga's head when she put this together.

As well as the dreadlocks, Gaga here emanates every irrational adults' fear of what drug use in young people looks like. And those neon-clad ravers who listen to happy hardcore and gabber-dance under motorway bridges.

Have you ever been stung by a jellyfish? Had worms? Eaten some undercooked calamari? Chewed on a biro too hard to find that your entire white dress is splattered with ink spots? This'll be your ultimate scare-fest