Model and comedian are trying a trial separation… Lara Stone and David Walliams never seemed the most likely couple but that’s why it looked like they worked, right? However, sad news today as it’s being reported that Lara and David have broken up after five years of marriage. They have a two year old son, Alfred, and a dog, Bert, both of whom are being looked after by 31-year-old Calvin Klein model Lara now.
A source told The Sun that: ‘David has been putting on a brave face. But people close to him are very worried because they know he’s devastated.’
‘David hopes it is a blip and that they can get the marriage back on track somehow, especially seeing as there is a child involved. He is still fiercely protective of Lara.’
And if things don’t sound bad enough for Lara, she’s being lampooned over and over again in the parodies of that Calvin Klein advert she did with Justin Bieber.
Following Saturday Night Live’s parody of it, where Justin was mainly lampooned by Kate MacKinnon (she had to stand on a crate to be as high as the ‘model’ appearing with him), the Comedy Central parody of the ad, which features actual Biebs (he’ll be in their upcoming roast of him) is a bit less kind to Lara…
Featuring a half-naked, tattooed Justin playing the drums, Lara’s part is played by a big bloke with a big belly in a blonde wig. He comes up to Justin and whispers: ‘I want you Justin, I wanna stick my pinky in your asshole’
And when they’re lolling about on the floor, Justin kicks the guy away. In some other, more meta world, David Walliams is the man in that wig, but at the end of the skit, Justin asks ‘who is this guy?’ and he responds ‘I’m your worst nightmare’
We’re guessing he’s one of the comedians who’ll lay into Bieber at his Roast (where loads of comedians slag off one person who just sits there and takes it).
Still, really awkward timing…
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This article originally appeared on The Debrief.