Kristen Stewart Says We Know Nothing About Her, Then She Gets Deep And Talks About Death

We might think we know a lot about celebrities, especially when they give interviews where they talk about themselves, or they turn up to events being themselves, but Kristen Stewart has insisted that celebrity news is all a soap opera made up of our own projections.

The actress hasn't really been treated nicely by the press because she doesn't like to play ball: she rarely smiles for the cameras, insists on changing into trainers on the red carpet and only once commented on her are-they aren't-they relationship with Robert Pattinson – to say she had cheated on him.

And she really does feel it she told Vanity Fair France in a spiel that's much longer than this but we've cut down for your easy digestion:

'[Celebrity] stories are fun, but do you not realise that there are characters that have been cast in the media and people like to get their weekly fill on these stories. It's like soap opera.'

'I try not to let it mess with me, because my true personal life, as much as people think they know about it, they don't know dick shit. Who could?' she pondered.

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Then, like she's Wednesday Addams or something, she continued: 'By the way nobody knows. Nobody knows what the fuck is going on. You're going to die. You're going to lay next to the people that you know the most in life, the people that you're going to grow old with.'

'But you're going to lay next to them in the middle of the night deeply curious about them and who they are, because nobody fucking knows anything.'

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Ooof. We're hoping she's said this in a semi-sarcastic way or just amped up the angst and brooding so as to fit into a French magazine where she discusses dark film Clouds of Sils Maria. This is because lives in Los Angeles, where it's going to be 34 degrees and broadly sunny today. Surely that's got to rub off on her disposition, otherwise where does that leave us Brits – famous or not – with nothing but a wet, windy winter ahead of us?

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Pictures: Sebastian Kim/Vanity Fair France

This article originally appeared on The Debrief.