If you think your mother is an embarrassing, interfering, over-the-shoulder-message-reading, love-life meddling pain in the arse, then spare a thought for Kendall Jenner.
According to HollywoodLife, Kris Jenner is trying to match-make – seriously, according to tabloids this woman match-makes more than my mother drinks tea – her daughter Kendall and everybody’s favourite hair model, Zayn Malik. She may even have asked him over to a family dinner. Eeshk.
Although Kris initially invited Zayn to Kylie’s 18th birthday party, it seems she’d already set her sights on pushing her other daughter, Kendall, in one direction: Malik-wards.
A ‘source’ is quoted in the Sun as saying: ‘Kendall is actually quite shy and was mortified at her mum being so obvious, but eventually she relaxed and was talking to Zayn, just the two of them. Khloe and some friends joined them and clearly Zayn was feeling more confident, so he put his arm around her.’
Does anyone else feel like they’ve slipped into a particularly awkward, but excellently-groomed, school playground? With the parents standing round watching their kids and chuckling at how cute they are? Any minute now Kanye’s going to walk out of the dinner hall, ring his bell and we’ll all be forced to go back inside and get on with our macaroni paintings.
Anyway, apparently Kendall and Zayn swapped numbers at the party – despite the fact that Kendall used to date Zayn’s former bandmate Harry Styles – and, ever since, Kris has been ‘pestering’ her daughter to text him from her holiday in Mexico.
See? It’s not only your mother.
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This article originally appeared on The Debrief.