Overly-long, boring speeches and bad music are the preserve of most weddings, but you would have thought that Kimye would have managed to avoid those particular cliched pitfalls at their own multimillion dollar do.
Or maybe it comes as no surprise to learn that Kanye West reportedly spoke for a mind-numbing 45 minutes at his wedding to walking Givenchy doily, Kim Kardashian, and that John Legend bored guests with his endless crooning.
Wedding insiders (or in other words, guests) have allegedly spilled the beans to Page Six on some of the more unfortunate aspects of the Kimye nuptials in Florence last weekend.
As well as Kanye boring everyone with his monologue – in which he mainly spoke about himself – he and Kim also managed to keep everyone away from the dance floor as they hogged it for not one, not two but five entire songs. 'It felt like it went on forever,' said one insider.
Then there's the unfortunate tale of the life-size marble nudes that Kimye was hoping to decorate the Forti di Belvedere with. Of the 30 statues, ten fell apart, ten were too damaged to use and four were decapitated. Horror show.
The one thing that was in tact was the white bar. Well, that was until Kanye took a SAW to it, after deciding it looked like a Texan bar. Fear not, once the rapper had sawed it in half, defaced the front and ordered two planks of wood to be nailed to it, he declared it 'art'.
One thing that did reportedly go down well with guests was a giant 49ft gold box. What was inside? The toilets. 'It was the star of the show,' said one worker.
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This article originally appeared on The Debrief.