Move over conscious uncoupling, there’s a new celebrity divorce term in town: the gentle separation. In deciding to publicly address his split from Jennifer Aniston for the first time, Justin Theroux has inadvertenly pulled a Gwyneth Paltrow and coined a break up phrase we can’t help but unpick.
Speaking to the New York Times, Justin called his divorce ‘heartbreaking’ before insisting that it was in fact amicable. Then came the very Hollywood phrase we’ve been wondering if only A-listers can pull off all morning. ‘The good news is that was probably the most - I’m choosing my words really carefully, it was kind of the most gentle separation,’ he said, ‘in that there was no animosity. In a weird way, just sort of navigating the inevitable perception of it is the exhausting part.’
It’s with sad irony that we read the last line of his quote, because ultimately in trying to minimize any hint of drama around the divorce and prevent tabloid rumours, he has unwittingly evoked think piece after think piece with everyone wondering, both for fun and with genuine intrigue, what exactly is a gentle separation and is it different to conscious uncoupling?
While we can assume Justin is simply stating there was no aggression or anger involved in the breakup, in our minds ‘gentle separation’ only evokes images of being slowly torn apart. Like peeling off a plaster slowly, it seems less admirable and more painful. Of course, our idea of a half-decent breakup is not throwing their clothes out the window and locking them out their own social media.
Justin Theroux and Jennifer Anniston's relationship in pictures...
Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux - Grazia
September 2011
Jennifer smiles as the couple leave a New York restaurant, shortly after it is confirmed that they are dating.
September 2011
His and hers outfits on a walk through New York.
September 2011
Dressed up for date night in New York.
October 2011
At American Cinematheque's celebration of Robert Downey Jr in Beverly Hills.
February 2012
Sharing a kiss as Jennifer is honoured with a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
June 2012
Out and about in Paris.
June 2012
Heading out for dinner in Paris.
November 2012
At the American Cinematheque 26th Annual Award Presentation in Los Angeles.
February 2013
Arriving on the red carpet at the Academy Awards.
June 2014
At the premiere of Justin's HBO show, The Leftovers.
November 2014
Reunited on the red carpet at the Governors Awards in Los Angeles.
january 2015
At the Golden Globes, as Jennifer is nominated for her performance in *Cake. *
January 2015
At HBO's Golden Globes after party.
January 2015
His and hers tuxes at the Critics' Choice Awards.
January 2015
Tearing up the red carpet at the SAG Awards.
February 2015
At the 87th Academy Awards.
January 2016
At the Critics' Choice Awards.
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At the premiere of Zoolander 2, which Justin co-wrote.
February 2017
At the Vanity Fair Oscars party.
April 2017
At the premiere of *The Leftovers' * final season.
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At the Series festival in Paris.
July 2017
At the unveiling of Jason Bateman's Hollywood Walk of Fame star.
For Justin and Jen however, a gentle separation doesn’t just mean breaking up amicably, but realigning their friendship to be slightly different. ‘It was heartbreaking,’ Justin said, ‘only in the sense that the friendship would not be the same, as far as just the day to day. But the friendship is shifting and changing, you know, so that part is something that we’re both very proud of.’
Honestly, hats off to them. A ‘gentle separation’ may not conjure up the nicest of images, but it certainly sounds like the breakup tactics we should all be aspiring for. In fact, petition for Justin and Jen to release a break-up guide so we can stop the age-old ritual of burning pictures of our ex mid-seventh glass of wine while listening to Ed Sheeran. See, there’s an even bleaker break-up picture for you...