Justin Bieber’s Instagram stories are pretty bizarre right now. The short selfie videos feature him
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whimpering ‘People aren’t kind enough man, be kinder bro’
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Shouting ‘that’s a stone cold FACT, man’
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sing-rapping 'Are you bored? Are you bored? Are you bored bored bored?’ to the tune of Rossini’s William Tell overture, which you might recognise from A Clockwork Orange (a film about bored and violent youth)
4 + 5. Singing in a falsetto Montell Jordan’s ‘This is how we do it!’ as he flushes the toilet,
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Singing in a much deeper voice ‘I was a chicken in my past life’. This doesn’t seem to be a lyric from anyone else’s songs, but something he’s just made up. Which coincidentally totally flies in the face of the pentecostal teachings he gets at his trendy church, Hillsong.
The videos are so bizarre, even Lottie Moss, little sister of Kate, has tweeted:
And it got us to thinking…why is he behaving so strangely? Why is he dicking around so much? What’s going on in the world of Bieber?
Well, something far stranger than a series of annoying videos….because his testicles are at the centre of a legal case.
You see, a female staffer at a New York hospital has been sacked by her employers for allegedly accessing Bieber’s medical file after he was admitted to hospital for a twisted testicle while playing football.
Bieber was admitted to Northwell Health in Long Island in May, and it is then that Kelly Lombardo is alleged by her employer to have looked at his medical files. Her attorney, David H. Rosenberg told Billboard (yes, the music publication) that she was sacked because of this, and that this is unlawful.
Rosenberg says that even though Lombardo had heard a rumour that Bieber was actually in for STD treatment she had no special interest in Bieber. She told her employers this when they accused her of sneaking a peek at his files. However, they didn’t accept that she was uninterested in Bieber’s files, because she was a young woman. As a result, Lombardo is filing for administrative action with the New York State Division of Human Rights, claiming to have been on the recieiving end of gender discrimination and wrongful termination.
Rosenburg said: ’My client never accessed Mr. Bieber's medical file. She was falsely accused of doing it because of her gender. We look forward to vigorously prosecuting these claims at the New York Division of Human Rights.’
With stories like this encircling his genitals, it’s no wonder Bieber’s preferring to dick around...
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This article originally appeared on The Debrief.