Not a day goes by that we don’t question Justin Bieber’s behaviour. There was that time he disappeared from social media, or when he became at one with nature…barefoot. Basically, the Biebs regularly makes news for peculiar reasons. And this Friday is no expectation.
Biebs was spotted making his way to his car after grabbing a green juice with errrrr…a stain. Right there on his crotch. Yes we are claiming that Justin Bieber may or may not have wet himself.
OK so he apparently didn’t actually piss himself, but if that was us we would have thrown a jumper around our waist to cover the stain instead of letting it out in all it’s glory. Biebs even joined in on the joke, poking fun at himself on Twitter. Justiiiiin <3 our love will go on. Side note, I love that someone got him flowers - I hope it was his mum.
The people of Twitter are applauding the singer for how casually he styled it out. He didn’t try and cover it up, nor did he act ashamed. No, Justin Bieber owned ‘wetting’ himself.
I would like to take this moment to raise a glass to Biebs. To the guy who doesn’t give two shits about his unfortunate stains. I wish I could be so cool, calm and collected as you if I was to ever piss myself, or spill stuff all over that area. Biebs, I respect you for styling this out, carrying on with your day, drinking your green juice and making wetting yourself cool…kinda. I'll carry on listening to your music all afternoon in honour of your bravery, Justin. That's all.
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This article originally appeared on The Debrief.