Following the news that Gwyneth Paltrow has consciously uncoupled with the CEO of Goop, Seb Bishop, after he allegedly didn’t approve of her decision to announce her conscious uncoupling with Chris Martin via the site, the 41-year-old has rounded up some of her most famous friends (except Beyonce who was busy washing her weave/screening her calls) and consciously gone out for a couple. A couple of what, we don’t know. Probably kale juices. Thanks for letting us know, Gwynnie! We had no idea you had such a wonderful life because you really never go on about it.
Yes, yes, obviously we’re just jealous because we wish we’d been out with Nicole Richie, Chelsea Handler, Naomi Watts, Stella McCartney, Sam Taylor-Johnson and Gwen Stefani last night instead of our boring old normal friends (love you really, guys), but it’s not exactly Ellen DeGeneres’s Oscar selfie, is it?
Try harder next time, Gwynnie! We’re predicting the next post will be of her simply wonderful Easter egg hunt (‘only organic, dairy-free chocolate, obviously’).
Not pictured below: The moment someone shouted, ‘Say cheese!’ and Gwynnie almost gagged.
This article originally appeared on The Debrief.