Is Gwyneth Paltrow’s Ouija Board The Weirdest Christmas Gift Ever?

She's also offering a stick and poke tattoo kit in the latest Goop Christmas gift guide.

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by Bonnie McLaren |
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Looking for some Christmas gift guide inspo? And happen to be incredibly rich? Then you've come to just the right place - as Gwyneth Paltrow, as always, has offered up another wild Christmas gift guide. Honestly, we look forward to the annual Goop list every year - it's essential festive reading... Remember last yearwhen Gwyneth was flogging £33 toilet paper and a fight to space? We think she might have predicted 2020!

This year's Christmas offering is no different in terms of madness - and Gwyneth is recommending her fans to buy a vulva colouring book, a Lordship title pack - hello, Scott Disick - and a stick and poke tattoo kit. So far, so normal. But oh, she's also recommending an $1,995 Ouija board made from 'hand-poured, glitter-bombed acrylic'. For, you know, when you want to hold a séance after the turkey. Festive fun!

Obviously, also making it on the list is her now infamous This Smells Like My vagina candle. Priced at $75, the quirky candle sold out earlier this year after Elton John reportedly bought a load of them in bulk. ‘We have been hounded and stalked by so many people,’ perfumer Douglas Little told The Cut at the time. ‘I saw the candle being sold on eBay for a ridiculous price. Elton John bought a ton of them. Like a lot. Like, a lot a lot. He’s a fan.’

Gwyneth is also suggesting that her fans could buy their loved ones a self-heating bathtub, which comes to a cool $100,000. One of the other quirkier things on the list is a lamp, made in Japan, which is made of a baguette, covered in resin so it doesn't rot, at $210.

Now don't mind us, we're off to get a tattoo and become a Lord.

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